popthuggery

Mon, 08 May 2006 02:11:39 GMT

well, I got a new livejournal. If I like you, you'll know it.

Mon, 01 May 2006 10:46:35 GMT

Have you ever woken up and felt like bawling your eyes out because you woke up without someone there?

Pretty much, I am still paying for last night's trip to Texas Roadhouse. I stuffed myself and my stomach is in pain for this.

School is a homo and I hate it. I want it over. After the musical came to end, school is pointless.

My head wants to explode.

Spring Break is like

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 18:41:48 GMT

A hooker wearing diamonds. Digusting yet shiny all at the same time.

Don't ask.

Well...

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 21:53:18 GMT

I hadn't eaten all day and my padre went to McDonald's and I pigged out. There goes my diet...and my morals. Ugh, now I am sick.

BLAST FROM THE PAST

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:00:52 GMT

"I hate fucking McDonald's and the dumb asses who work there.
You ask for a burger with only mayonnaise on it.
What you get is a burger with pickles, onions, ketchup, and mustard.
Is it so fucking hard to squirt a little mayonnaise on an extra bun?
Or do they want to be lazy and get their lousy job done?

What ever happened to the customer is always right?
Or even, fucking have it your way?
Why do you even get your pay
If you're too fucking stupid to use a microwave.

Corporate America, feeds the rich.
Give your hard earned money for grease.
Fatten yourselves up for quick service.
If it's really service at all.

Pull up to the speaker.
Take my order!
I'm in a hurry.
Stop goofing off, you fucking twit!
Do your job, I've got to eat this shit!

Finally, I pull up to the window.
I'm expecting to see a preteen bimbo.
What see is a blob with a mustache.

She's counting pennies,1,2,3.
Why does she keep looking at me?
I gave you a fucking $50?
Where's all my change, you crook!

I hate McDonald's and you should too.
While we're at it, McDonald's hates you.
Stay at home and cook a nice meal.
So you don't have to deal
With all the idiots who have no minds.
All the idiots who waste your time.
Sure, they have snazzy screens
For accuracy, but if people are
Too stupid to use technology
Why even have a business at all.
I say McDonald's deserves a downfall!"

My best work yet.

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 00:08:51 GMT

Mmmm...monster.

I pretty much hate it when you're on the toilet and you turn around and you're "OH MAH GAH! WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER?!" because all you see if that hideous brown, white striped, cardboard, cylinder staring back you. Then you know you must leave your pants around your ankles hobble to the closet and find more toilet paper, then sit down and finish your business. There is no end to my strife. THE WORLD IS BLACK.

Now, I must study before I fail B-ology.

Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:07:33 GMT

*Questions you probably haven't answered before!*
What song are you listening to?:	"My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me" by the Ghetto Boyz
Why do you like that song?:	I don't know. It has a nice beat and describes my life sometimes.
What did your last incoming text message say?:	I don't text.
Look at your received call list. Who is number 5?:	...I don't feel like it.
Did you answer?:	Probably not.
Who did you last talk to on aim?:	...Renee maybe.
Do you ever wish you were a different race, and if so, what?:	Not really. I don't think it matters what race you are.
Would you date someone of another race?:	If I liked them.
Do hobos frighten you?:	Not really.
What's the most you have ever spent in the crane toy machines?:	Fifty cents.
What color are your shoelaces?:	Black...
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:	London.
How much do you hate G.W. Bush on a scale of 1-10?:	5
When is the last time you were in a hospital?:	When I broke my arm. I was like six.
Why were you there?:	I broke my arm.
What is the most painful piercing you have had?:	I've never had any piercings.
Why do you take these surveys?:	I am bored out of my mind.
Are you a member of the mile high club?:	No.
Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?:	No.
Would you ever hitchhike?:	No.
Have you ever cried after one of your favorite sports teams lost a game?:	No.
Would you marry a 90-year-old billionaire?:	No.
Would you cut off one of your fingers for the perfect body?:	No.
What about a toe?:	No.
Is there really :	Eh?
Have you ever kept a fortune from a Chinese fortune cookie?:	Yes.
Have you ever told a lover that they were good in bed, when they were not?:	No.
Would you jump into a lake to save a stranger?:	Yes.
Do you think your life story would make a great movie?:	YES.
What T.V. show world would you fit right into?:	Comedy/Drama.
What was the sweetest thing a guy/girl did for you?:	Told me I was beautiful.
What is your social status?(i.e:prep, clown, goth..)(I'm a moron):	Ashley.
What is your favorite quote?:	"How can you love, when you don't love yourself?"
Are you high maintenance?:	Not really.
Do you frequent Wal-mart/ any other 24 hr. store at all hours of the night?:	YES.
What's the last pill you've taken?:	I don't take pills.
Would you rather be in a room with Micheal Jackson or a rattlesnake?:	Michael Jackson.
Have you ever gone to a bookstore a 12am to buy the next Harry Potter book?:	No.
Have you ever been so bored that you counted cracks in the walls?:	No.
If your eyes could be any color, what color would they be?:	GREEN.
Do you read while you eat?:	Yes.
What's the weirdest combination of food you've ever eaten?:	That I liked? Honey mustard and grapes.
Were you pregnant or pmsing when eating it?:	No...
How long does it usually take you to drink a glass of beverage?:	Depends on how thirsty I am.
What did you want to be when you were in kindergarten?:	Singer/Actress.
What do you want to be now?:	Singer/Actress/Teacher--either choir or English.
What's worse, a papercut or a big gash in your finger?:	A binder cut.
What is your favorite movie, and why?:	Stand By Me because it makes me effing bawl and it tells such a good story about childhood memories/friends.
Grab the book closest to you. Look at page 18. What is the fifth sentence?:	There aren't any books near me.
Have you ever read a life changing book? What was it? What was so special?:	Fahrenheit 451. It made me realize how lame censorship is and how far people can take it.
Ever watched a life changing movie? What was it? What was so special?:	Stand By Me. It made me sad and realize my childhood = crap.
If you could change your name, what would it be?:	I don't know.
When you were afraid of the dark, what was the creature that haunted you?:	I am still am afraid of the dark--in my house because it actually is haunted.
What is your favorite cartoon from the 1980's?:	I don't know...
1990's?:	POWERPUFF GIRLS, AH! REAL MONSTERS, COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG, 2 STUPID DOGS...many
2000's?:	Billy and Mandy, Spongebob...
What song comforts you when you are sad?:	"Maybe Someday" by the Cure or "But Not Tonight" by Depeche Mode
What song enhances your happiness?:	Anything up beat.
What song can make you cry?:	"Maybe Someday" and "But Not Tonight" as I said. "The Scientist" by Cold Play and "Who'll Stop The Rain" by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
What song do you listen to when angry?:	I don't know. I don't listen to music when I am angry.
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*Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You*
The Basic Stuff
Name?:	Ashley McConnell.
Age?:	16.
Height?:	5'11.
Weight?:	57,678,378,376,546 tons
Birthday?:	January 23, 1990.
Birthplace?:	Bethesda North Hospital, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Current Location?:	Franklin, Ohio.
School/Grade?:	Monroe High School, 10th.
Zodiac Sign?:	Aquarius.
Chinese Zodiac Sign?:	Horse.
Righty or Lefty?:	Right.
Haircolor?:	Brownish/auburnish.
Eyecolor?:	Black.
Skin Color?:	Ivory.
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?:	I live with mi padre.
Any Pets?:	No.
If So What Are They?:	---
Favorite Relative?:	I don't know.
Least Favorite Relative?:	I don't know.
What's Your Heritage/Race?:	Scottish, German.
Political Affilation?:	Independent.
Love & Sex
Sexuality?:	Straight.
Are You In A Relationship Now?:	No.
If So, With Whom?:	---
For How Long?:	---
Are You In Love?:	No.
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?:	Not really.
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?:	Nope.
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?:	I don't know.
Virgin?:	Mhmm.
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?:	---
Was It Enjoyable?:	---
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?:	Your mom and I went all the way.
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?:	I don't. Sucking face doesn't please me.
Best Love Quote?:	Your face.
Your Friends
Best?:	I can't choose.
How Many Do You Have?:	I don't know...5?
More Guys Or Girls?:	Girls.
Love Them All?:	Yes.
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?:	Sarah since she like disappeared without a trace.
Oldest?:	Renee.
Newest?:	Ashley Gibson...
Pen Pal?:	No?
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen:	Ink.
Flower:	Bee.
Pink:	Panther.
Window:	Sill.
Heart:	Attack.
Mother:	DANZIG.
Bread:	Crops.
Insane:	Clow Posse...ew
Sunglasses:	Ugly.
Pimp:	Slap.
Cross:	Jesus.
Lonely:	Hearts Club Band
Car:	Ford.
Music:	Life.
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?:	On a male, boxer briefs.
Thongs or G-Strings?:	Neither.
Shorts or Pants?:	Pants.
Shoes or Barefeet?:	Shoes.
Books or Movies?:	Books.
Night or Day?:	Night.
Dark or Light?:	When it comes to colours --light. As in the intensity of a room--dark.
Mountains or Beach?:	Mountains.
Snow or Sun?:	Sun.
Pepsi or Coke?:	Dr. Pepper.
Guys or Girls?:	Guys...
Swim or Surf?:	Neither.
For or Against
Gay Marriage?:	For.
Abortion?:	For in some cases.
Bush Getting Re-elected?:	Legally, it's not allowed and I don't know if I would vote for him anyhow.
Suicide?:	Against.
War?:	Neutral.
Pants?:	For.
Clothes In General?:	For.
Penises?:	Neutral.
Favorites
Color?:	Lime green, hot pink, aqua, highlighter yellow.
Number?:	16.
Holiday?:	Halloween.
Season?:	Autumn.
Movie?:	Stand By Me...
Book?:	A Density of Souls by Christopher Rice.
Magazine?:	---
Food?:	Broccoli, cheese, chicken, olives, bagels..
Drink?:	Dr. Pepper, Juice, Water.
TV Show?:	---
Song?:	Right now it's "This Is Not A Love Song" by PiL
Band?:	I don't know. Either Social Distortion or the Misfits.
Computer Game?:	---
Video Game?:	---
Anime/Manga?:	---
Shirt?:	"It Wasn't A Pretty Picture" Social Distortion one...that I have lost.
Pants?:	I don't know.
Actor?:	Mr. Depp.
Actress?:	Ms. Ringwald.
Singer?:	Elvis.
Flower?:	---
Scent?:	Axe, LoveSpell, SweetPea, skunk (don't ask, I grew up in the country)...
Animal?:	LLAMA, EMU, GIRAFFE...
Cookie?:	Snickerdoodle.
The Future
Want To Go To College?:	Yes.
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?:	A singer/actress or teacher--either a choir director or an English teacher.
Want To Get Married?:	Don't know.
Want To Have Kids?:	No.
What Would Their Names Be?:	---
How Many?:	0.
Where Do You Want To Live?:	London.
Where Do You Want To Get Married?:	Don't know.
How Do You Want To Die?:	Peacefully.
More Stuff About You
Piercings?:	None.
Tattoos?:	None.
Smoke?:	No.
Drink?:	No.
Do Drugs?:	No.
Skinny Dip?:	No.
Greatest Fear?:	Don't have one.
Chocolate or Vanilla?:	Vanilla.
Go To Church?:	Not anymore.
Religion?:	Don't really have one.
Scars?:	I have massive calcium deposits and I huge scar on my ankle from where I tripped and cut my leg pretty band.
CDs Owned?:	I don't know.
Collections?:	?
Like To Be Naked?:	No.
Ever Eaten Sushi?:	No, but after this question being on ever survey ever, I just might try it.
An Entire Case Of Oreos?:	Fragment.
Been On Stage?:	Yes.
Danced In The Rain?:	Yes.
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?:	No.
Weirdest Dream?:	Many.
Best Dream?:	HAH, Davey in the daycare.
Saddest Dream?:	I don't know.
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?:	Davey in the daycare.
Think You're Attractive?:	Nope.
Shoplifted?:	No.
Been Caught "Doing Something"?:	No.
Weirdest Makeout Place?:	In a cemetary...I've never done that, though.
Like Thunderstorms?:	YES.
Favorite Shoes?:	Dr. Martens.
Favorite Quote?:	I swear I've answer this question. "How can you love when you don't love yourself?"
Best Advice Given?:	Live fast, die young.
Worst Advice Given?:	Live fast, die young.
Favorite Song Lyric?:	DAMN IT JANET! --That's not the song lyric. "How can you love when you don't love yourself?" and "Born to lose and destined to fail."
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?:	Don't know.
Glad This Is Over?:	Yessum.
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Wed, 22 Mar 2006 22:05:16 GMT

My appetite craved cream cheese, olives, Cheez-Tts and Coke. I ate it.

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:48:39 GMT

OGTs are pretty stupid. Today, everyone got done a half hour early, so I was forced to listen to some weird girl talk about her cat because Ms. Erica Loy was across the room and weren't allowed to change seats.

Math OGT is something I am worried about.

In others news, Chiodos is a lovely band that everyone should listen to, yes, and my throat is so inflamed, it's like giving birth everytime I swallow.

Crankin' Out the Hits went very well. I had a lot of fun seeing people I haven't seen in God who knows how long. Water, however should not cost a dollar twenty-five.

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:44:56 GMT

So, if the internet were a person, they'd be damned.

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:03:37 GMT

Fourteen year old Jewish kids tell me I resemble an owl.

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 18:50:20 GMT

Yesterday was musical practice for 5084758365834 thousand hours. It was entertaining though. Laughing at myself my un-coordination is probably the most fun I've had in awhile. Also hearing seventh graders shout "Can I put my pants on for this dance?" Also, I mistook some boy's mom for his dad so I went up to him and said (very loudly may I add) "Is your dad out there?". Once again, being in seventh grade, he thought it was just to beat me with a bottle and whimper.

Last week was pretty much the same. My English teacher absolutely hates both me and Jared Ferguson and blames our behaviour on where we came from--Franklin. It doesn't bother me. She's one of those creepy people who smile though inside they wish that they were smothering you to death.

The island is one of the only crazy SciFi movies that I like. You should watch it. The Verb Commerical song where they are playing with the sun is the best song ever. The best band ever has to be some sexy Italianos called the Servant. Buy their albums, kiddies.

Oh glorious day. I have to finish homework for another teacher who hates me and oh, do I hate him equally. He has no idea about anything yet he's teaching us. According to him, bread is a crop and you can grow cows.

Nature Valley Oats and Honey granola bars are what I wish to live on for the rest of my days.

I have a book report to do on the Great Gatsby and it's due in two weeks. I haven't started and I could probably finish it in a day but I have better things to do.

My mother gets out next Friday.

This entry has been the worst punctuated entry in a long time.

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 20:03:18 GMT

Ugh, I lose interest in these things after awhile. Truthfully, the computer doesn't interest me much anymore.

I have had no human contact since September and I am dying. My birthday came and passed. I did nothing but go shopping with two 13 year olds and bought a belt and some ugly pants.

Life doesn't satisfy me any longer.

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 19:40:08 GMT

I'm bored. Let's have school start again. Four days off, though I enjoy the sleep, bores me. I need the drama of highschool life.

Blah.

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 19:53:52 GMT

Florida? Why Florida and why now? I wanted to spend the nice week off the way I wanted but instead, I am going to Florida to visit some strange relatives that I have never met. I'd rather spend this week with one of my strange friends. Oh the humanity!

Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:36:35 GMT

So, I have a widow's peak and it's not hot.

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 02:32:57 GMT

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a scar on my leg/ankle(it's a biggun) that happened when I cut by a metal stake.

2 WHATS ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS? Smoke.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE? Uh...silver and black. It flips.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO? Everything.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 9:42PM.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A life.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES? Getting out of the house..

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? My friends...that I never get to see because I was so rudely removed from their presence.

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Fruity things.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No.

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW: Hmm, that wouldn't be nice.

12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY? The world in general.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? Lovespell, most Bath and Body works stuff...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Any.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT? Nowhere. Who's going to propse?

16: DO YOU LIKE PORN? No.

17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? Some retard that will never amount to anything because he's retarded and smokes too much pot to even think about learning. Wait...that's mostly everyone these days.

20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? Yes, Spanish.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? I don't remember.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I don't love.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Leave them alone.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 16

31. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES? Redheads.

32.IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? My grandma...when I call her like once every blue moon.

33.WHO ANNOYS YOU MOST? Kids who get free rides because what they do that doesn't involve academics.

34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY? Hating the world.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? EVERYTHING. Especially my face.

41.WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO FILL OUT THIS SURVEY? Bored.

42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA? Extra cheese, bacon, and olives.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? I'd be the happiest person on Earth.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Love.

45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD? I guess I'd be stained red.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? What stars?

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE? All of them.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I don't remember.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Most of the time.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I don't know. I don't really like meat.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Chewing on the side of my mouth.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? None of them.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE
FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? No even though I get blamed for it.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Write or listen to music.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? In Trenton.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? No. I trust maybe two people in this whole world.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Barbies?

61. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS? Any Math class above Algebra.

62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? On the internet. I don't keep actual journals any longer.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? That's mostly what comes out of my mouth.

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? Yes, many.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Some one who is cool enough to hang with me, some one is intelligent, someone who is not a horny fool.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I don't keep track.

67. WOULD YOU BUNGY JUMP? No, I'd snap the cord.

68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOELACES WHEN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES? Usually not.

69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS? Yes.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? None really. I don't like icecream.

71. What is your shoe size? 11-12 in womens, 9-10 in mens.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? Limegreen, hot pink, orange...

73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? All of them are already growing in.

74. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW? My mother.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? No.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The TV and some piano song.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE? Broccoli and cheese.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Amber.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Hair color/style.

80. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS? No.

81. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Bleh.

82. FAVORITE DRINK? Water or orange juice.

83. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? None.

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT? Basketball.

85. HAIR COLOR? Brownish-red.

86. EYE COLOR? Black.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? Yes.

88. SIBLINGS? No.

89. FAVORITE MONTH? October.

90. FAVORITE FOOD? Broccoli and cheese.

91. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? I don't remember.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? A good day.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? No, but I usually don't have anyone to ask out. I have no sex drive.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER? Autumn.

95. HUGS OR KISSES? Neither.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships.

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? No one.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Everyone.

99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? None as of now.

100. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Don't have one.

101. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Clue.

102. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? I don't know.

103. WHO WERE YOU WITH LAST NIGHT? Morgan.

104. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? "Jesus, yet another day I am forced to breathe."

105. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS? Don't really know her anymore.

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:09:19 GMT

So, I pretty much feel like giving up. People always talk about how they are doing this and living out their loveliest years doing something that seems exciting while I basically float from house to house and go to bed at eight o'clock after doing my homework and then crying for the rest of the night.

I perfectly functable human being yet others see something wrong with me. Perhaps it's because I am smarter than them, I have no clue. Even the nerdy kids get more action than me.

I WANT TO LIVE! Bwauah.

So...

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 19:41:49 GMT

This is Ashley au natural and without a shower for two days. Scary.

This is Ashley somehow managing to take a picture of her au natural boobs. God forbid.

Yeah, I seriously didn't mean to get my boobs. I was aiming for my head...

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 20:29:08 GMT

While taking a dump, I sneezed, and that made ALL the difference.

Just about the gayest survey

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 21:35:27 GMT

[[ eyes ]]

1% : what color are your eyes? Black.
2% : what color were they when you were born? Black.
3% : what color are your lashes? Black.
4% : do you have bigger pupils than others or smaller? I don't know. I can never see my pupils.
5% : have you ever counted the number of times you blink in a second? No. That's stupid. You don't blink within one second. It's more like five.
6% : do you wear contacts? No.
7% : do you wear glasses? Yes.
8% : did you ever have eye surgery? No.
9% : what was the last thing that poked you in the eye? Morgan's elbow.
10% : can you touch your eyes without flinching or does it just gross you out? I touch my eye all the time.
11% : how often do you look into people's eyes when you talk? All the time.
12% : what's your favorite eye color?: Green or aqua.
13% : do you ever just go up to someone and look into their eyes because you want to know their eye color? Yes.
14% : do you wear sunglasses often? No.
15% : what eye color do you wish you had? Aqua.
16% : can you cross your eyes? Yes.
17% : do you roll your eyes constantly? No.
18% : what's your favorite color? (yes, your favorite color to look at): Lime green, orange, hot pink.
19% : what's the prettiest season and why? Autumn.
20% : who's the hottest or cutest person you ever saw? My men.
21% : what was the last thing you read (book wise)? Probably a textbook.
22% : who was the person you want to see? My men, Sarah, Renee, Ashley, my mother.
23% : what was the last thing you watched on tv? I rarely watch TV so I don't know.
24% : do you read the newspaper much? No.
25% : do you read magazines much? No.
26% : do you read much in general? Sometimes.
27% : what's the first thing you see if you look over and past your computer screen? A wall.
28% : did you ever see it hailing? Yes.
29% : don't you hate it when you have sleep in your eyes (like the crusty crap)? It's pokey.
30% : close your eyes. (after you read the whole question, dummy lol) are there lights still in your lids in with the dark? Yes...?
31% : can you sleep with a light on? Yes.
32% : how light is it outside? The sky is white but it's still grossly dim.
33% : can you roll your eyes into the back of your head? Not completely.

[[ ears ]]

1% : do you like your ears? No.
2% : do have them pierced? No.
3% : how many times? None.
4% : what's your favorite sound? Music, thunder, the sound of my mother's voice.
5% : what's the worst noise in the world? That crazy squeal when you turn on something electronic like a TV.
6% : are you listening to any music? if so, what song is it: She Likes Big Words by Deadsy.
7% : what do you hear around you? Music, the hum of my computer, my father talking.
8% : what's your favorite song? As of right now it's like Dotted With Hearts by The Horrorpops but that will change soon.
9% : can you wiggle your ears? No.
10% : when was the last time you stuck your fingers in your ears so you couldn't hear something and why? I don't know.
11% : do your ears have attached lopes or unattached? Unattached.
12% : do your ears get red when your embarrassed or any other emotion roars through your body? No.
13% : what was the last thing someone said to you? "Show them how good you are."
14% : is it annoying to get that ringing noise in there? No, but it hurts my right ear.
15% : do you hear voices? Well...on the TV.
16% : what was the last thing you heard that you rather didn't? Hmm, I don't know.
17% : what was the last thing you wanted to hear, but never heard it? "I love you."
18% : what was the last piece of advice you were given? I don't ask for advice.
19% : did you ever put a rubber band around your ear? No.
20% : go and open the door to outside and what's the first thing you hear? Silence.

[[ mouth ]]

1% : do you ever stop talking? Sometimes.
2% : who did you talk to last? My dad.
3% : what was the last thing you said? "Mkay."
4% : did you brush your teeth today? Nope.
5% : how many times do you usually? Once or twice.
6% : who are you talking with now? No one.
7% : who do you wish you were talking to? Anyone.
8% : who was the last person to call you? Amber.
9% : who was the last person you called? Amber.
10% : who was the last person to IM you? Ashley G.
11% : who was the last person you IMed? Ashley G.
12% : do you talk to yourself? Yes.
13% : do you mind? Yes.
14% : the stupidest thing you said in the past 48 hours? I have no clue.
15% : do you sing? Horribly.
16% : do you sing in the shower? No.
17% : do you sing in public? Yes and I dance.
18% : do you hum or sing while walking down the halls? Mmhm.
19% : are you outspoken? Yes.
20% : are you opinionated? Yes.
21% : do you speak your mind? Yes.
22% : how often do people tell you to shut up, jokingly or not? Mhmm.
23% : are you a public speaker type? Yes.
24% : do you stutter? BAHA, all the time. It's not even an actually diagnosed thing for me. I just get so excited.
25% : how many languages do you speak? Two rather fluently. English and Spanish.
26% : how often do you scream? Not a lot. When I am pretending to have throat cancer.
27% : are you loud or quiet? Depends on where I am and who I'm with.
28% : does your mouth reflect your personality on the inside? Eh?
29% : who has the coolest/sweetest voice? Mike Ness.
30% : how do you get your voice heard and ideas out? I slap people.
31% : do you often write letters? Sometimes.
32% : what was the last song you sung? Something that's like Boottlicious with Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit playing in the background. It's pretty sweet.
33% : what's your usual greeting to a friend?"Aloha."
34% : what's your usual greeting to an adult? "Hello."
35% : what's your usually greeting on the phone? "'Ello"
36% : what's your favorite food? Broccoli and cheese.
37% : what's your favorite gum? juicy Fruit or sour Altoids gum(even though the flavour lasts for two minutes)
38% : what's your favorite word? Well, the words I say the most are "your mom" or my various grunts.
39% : what's your favorite drink? Water, Dr. Pepper, Orange Juice, Double Chocolate YooHoo.
40% : is your tongue pierced? No.
41% : do you like tongue piercings? No.
42% : how about lip piercings? Yessum.
43% : ever have braces, how long? Nope.
44% : do you have a retainer, for how long? Nope.
45% : can you curl your tongue? Yes.
46% : can you whistle, on inhale or exhale? Yes.
47% : do you grind your teeth? No.
48% : did you have your first kiss yet and with who? No.
49% : did you ever French? No.
50% : how many people have you ever kissed? Zero. I'm saving it for marriage(wtf, lolz18jewqgdiew0!)
51% : off the kissing subject already...have you ever had a fling? Somewhat.
52% : if so, how many? One.
53% : how many cavities? None right now. Two all together.
54% : are you a lip gloss addict? No.
55% : how about chap stick? No.
56% : do you like the dentist? Eh?
57% : do you have all four wisdom teeth? They aren't completely grown in, yet but are darn close.
58% : ever have any teeth pulled? No.
59% : how about a root canal? No.
60% : go to a mirror and count how many teeth you have: Uh, that's bad luck.
61% : did you lose all your baby teeth yet? Yessum.
62% : if not, how many to go? --
63% : what was the last thing you ate? Gross McDonald's.
65% : do you bite? No.
66% : how often do you snap at people? Uh, like yell at them? Not often. I can take a lot of annoyance.
67% : are your teeth straight? For the most part. My front teeth = no, and my four bottom teeth (like the front ones) are crowded.
68% : can you flip you tongue over? Yes.
69% : can you snap your tongue really loud? Yes, it's pretty loud.
70% : can you pop your lips? Pop them how? I can make noise but meh?

[[ nose ]]

1% : is your nose pierced? No.
2% : do you like pierced noses? No.
3% : current scent? McDonald's.
4% : no coke sniffing, right? Nope.
5% : what about pixi stix up the nose ever? No.
6% : do you hold your nose to swim? I don't swim.
7% : can you flare your nostrils? Yes.
8% : do you have freckles on the bridge of your nose? No.
9% : do you think your nose is big or small? My nose is normal size but a little big.
10% : do you pick it sometimes? (be honest): Only in extreme cases like when I can't breathe but other than that, I just blow it.
11% : do you push your nose to keep your balance? Huh?
12% : what's the worst scent? Dead things.
13% : what's the best scent? MAN.
14% : what deodorant do you use? Doesn't matter. Whatever smells good.
15% : what's your favorite cologne? ANYTHING MAN.
16% : what's your favorite perfume?LoveSpell, Paris Hilton stuff, Curious, lots.
17% : what do you use? LoveSpell, Cucumber Melon, some weird stuff from Hot Topic called Siren.
18% : does scent matter in the opposite sex (not as in they shower or not but their cologne or perfume)? No. As long as they smell like man.
19% : do you blow your nose in public? No.
20% : look around. find a random thing and and smell it. describe it's scent. and then say what it was: Dr. Pepper, it smells sweet and spicy.

[[ touch ]]

1% : what does you keyboard feel like? Smooth.
2% : what's the best feeling in the world (emotionally)? Love.
3% : what's the best feeling in the world (physically)? Being held.
4% : what's the worst feeling in the world (emotionally)? Anger.
5% : what's the worst feeling in the world (physically)? Pain.
6% : what do your feet feel like at the moment? Soft?
7% : what do your hands feel like at the moment? Somewhat chilled.
8% : what does your head feel like at the moment? It's not hurting for once.
9% : what does your bladder feel like, especially after this? Fine. I pee like once every four hours.
10% : what do your legs feel like at the moment? My ankle hurts a tad but I am pain free today. YAY!
11% : what do your shoulders and arms feel like at the moment? My shoulder just poppped and is now burning my arms itch.
12% : what does your butt feel like at the moment? Squishy?
13% : what does your neck feel like at the moment? It hurts when I move it.
14% : are you cold? Somewhat.
15% : are you comfortable? Yes.
16% : where are you? Mi casa.
17% : who was the last person you hugged? Morgan because she jumped on top of me.
18% : who was the last person that pushed you? Morgan.
19% : who was the last person that you pushed? Don't know.
20% : when was the last time you fell over? Whenever the last time that Risner pulled me out of my chair was.
21% : does music calm you and your nerves? Yes.
22% : if not, then what makes you chill? --
23% : what stresses you out? Forty people asking me questions, life in general.
24% : when was the last time you touched a doorknob? Today.
25% : do you crack your knuckles? No but my index on my finger is all weird and dislocated and sometimes it cracks by itself or I have to crack it back into place.
26% : what's your current emotion? Content.
27% : ever think you were in love? No.
28% : how many times have you fallen for the opposite sex? In love? Never.
29% : what's the worst season (in feeling wise of course)? Winter.
30% : how do you feel now, after that long survey? I feel complete.

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 00:34:49 GMT

DEVILOCK

I likey.

And this one.

Beached whale.

Trippy but purdy.

Creepy.

Teh sad.

HAPPEE!

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 21:27:44 GMT

Yeah, there is nothing whatsoever to do. I am doing laundry and that's about it and I'm not even keeping up with that.

Nevermind. I just started another load. I had to battle with the dryer for it is a whore and hates God.

Other than that I am terrible bored. I have basically been sitting on my butt, surfing MySpace, and listening to some music. I found a really hot Latino boy...and then he had his bellybutton pierced so there is no use in talking to him. All hot men are gay. Well, most.
My legs feel much better today. Actually, today is one of those days where you can't really complain. I mean, I am bored, sure, but other than that, nothing is wrong. It's all calm and such. My father isn't being a whore and my body doesn't ache. It's a Sunday.

I feel like taking pictures but I don't know what of. Well, I mean, I'm going to take pictures of myself but I don't know what character I should do now.
So far I have done:
Redneck
Futuristic/Space person
Some weird doll looking thing
"Gothic"

And that's all I can remember. Today I think I might make myself some weird thing with a lip ring. Yes, that is it. I shall make myself a scene kid. I'll post those later.

Yay, a week off from school is wonderous. What shall I do, you ask? Sleep like no other has slept before.

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:03:36 GMT

I am very pleased with my new layout. I made it all on my lonesome. Yay.

Other than that, I am completely bored.

Bored

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 23:28:31 GMT

So, here are some very recent pictures[taken like twenty minutes ago]

Tomorrow is the Santa Parade and I get to sing in twenty degree weather.